He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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