Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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