I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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