you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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