is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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