She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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