Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I need to sanitize my soul.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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