i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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