I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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