I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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