Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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