I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Randomize
