Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
this hospital has no fireball
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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