Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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