You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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