mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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