Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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