No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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