she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
All the doctor said was why
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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