no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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