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did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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