Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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