Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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