Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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