Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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