Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Randomize
