Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
