Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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