wrigley field is MILF paradise
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.