just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
foreskin is a definite game changer
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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