You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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