I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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