Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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