I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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