I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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