I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He shit in the fireplace
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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