I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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