i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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