belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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