She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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