I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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