Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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