I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm both gender and math confused
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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