I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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