I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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