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there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Are my feet made of real feet?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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