he thought i was a dude.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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