marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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