I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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