I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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