I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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