he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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