Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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