The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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